This, my friends, is Tiny House humour! BAHAHA!
This, my friends, is Tiny House humour! BAHAHA!
Doing laundry off grid when there is no nearby river or lake is something that has to be planned because all water has to be caught or brought. I have a few techniques for dealing with this.

I do a little bit of wash on the old glass scrub board if, for example, there is something that might stain. Otherwise I put it in my Chicken Little backpack and drive to town to throw it in the wash at Lavergne’s on Montreal Street in Kingston. I only want to do one load at a time because I bring it back to dry and have only so much fence to hang it on. In wanting to allow only let one load get dirty, I have to decide what to wear by the week. What I mean, is if I choose to wear red then I stick to red/pink/yellow all week, like wise, blue/purple/green and black/grey/brown… in order to keep my clothing from being dull and yucky from mixing them all in together in a load. In other words, my laundry dictates my weekly wardrobe. When it is time to wash the bedding, I remove my spare helmet put this under Baby’s seat, I don’t like to do this because one never knows if they will need to take an extra rider, but I also don’t want to have to take two trips to the city. It makes it a bit squishy with two loads, because I only have so much fence to dry things on. Maybe I will put in a clothes line?
To save money, I bring my soap with me and when the wash is done, I bring it home and hang it out to dry. I like to be back with it by noon so that it can dry in the afternoon sun.
In the forests in our area of Ontario there are a lot of places that grow prickly bushes and thorn trees. The Tiny House Ontario forest is no exception to this. We have hawthorn, wild roses, black cap and raspberries growing wild as well there are several varieties of thistle including one that tricked me into thinking that it was a soft lovely plant… until it got spikes growing out all over the place.
We also have loads and loads of what we locals call “prickly pear”, I know from looking it up that prickly pear is actually the name of a cactus that grows in the Southern US, but it is not what I have here. The canes range from ground level to 6 feet in height but they bend down as canes do so the canes can actually be about 10 or 12 feet in length. They do not have flowers or berries, they have no detectible smell, but they are vicious when you try to walk through them. The sharp spikes go right through your clothing and dig into your skin. They take hold of you like velcro and it is difficult to get away. Walking through them is not, at all, fun.
Even though they are wild and unruly, Tiny House Ontario was built right next to a huge stand of them which is both long and wide because many wild animals make it their home and I want to witness them.
In the cloth porch you can always hear them scurrying through. I stop, listening and hoping to catch a glance. Sometimes, I see a chipmunk, red squirrel, black/grey squirrel, robins, black snake, and garter snake, woodpeckers, grouse, partridge and loads of other bird varieties, rabbits, coons and even deer and escaped chickens. We have also heard wolves, coyotes and fishers many times but not caught a glimpse.
I love all animals, and wish they would come out more frequently but I know that our scent keeps them as well as the more dangerous coyotes, wolves and bears back.
Fishers are about the only exception. I don’t like them or trust them to stay back. They seem to have no fear and can confirm I have heard them right up next to the Tiny House screaming like Dementors (from the Harry Potter series) in the night. These little killers worry me because of my tiny dogs and sadly they are also not natural to here. I understand that the Ministry brought them in to control the porcupine population. I grew up here, and know that porcupines are around because we had a dog that was always getting quilled and also because they are sometimes dead on the road. I know about these little critters, but I am not afraid of a porcupine who need not be feared unless you try to get to close. I wish that people would just leave wild things alone.
(UPDATE AUGUST 18, 2012 Prickly Pear is Devil’s Walking Stick!)
Recently, the good people at Tiny House Listings asked me to write a guest post for their on line magazine. They wanted me to write about what it is like to live in a Tiny House. I chose to write more about what it is like to live inside of the ongoing Tiny House Ontario project.
I feel really happy about this opportunity. They are a very well known site in the Tiny House Community. I would guess that they are among the top three or four of well known Tiny House websites. It was exciting to be asked to write for them, so exciting in fact that I made a couple of grammar errors because I did not proof read well in my excitement! Oops!
Tiny House Listings have a website that allows people who are seeking a Tiny House of their own to shop specifically for property under 400 square feet. They also feature other Tiny Housers and Tiny House builders on their site.
They are also on Facebook and have a load of fans!
It was nice to be asked over!
I finally figured out how to upload video so here is a sound clip from Tiny House Ontario. The grinding sound is me moving the computer on the BBQ. Sorry! I needed a level spot.
The video should tell you what it is like to sit here over a tea.